12 Step Recovery Program for Web Addicts…

1.   I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2.   I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3.   I will get dressed before noon.
4.   I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5.   I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6.   I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7.   I will read a book… if I still remember how.
8.   I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9.   I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10.   I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11.   I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my cheque book because I was too busy on the Web.
12.   Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

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