DRUG DEALERS:
- Refer to their clients as “users”.
- “The first one’s free!”
- Have important South-East Asian connections to help move the stuff.
- Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag”, “E”.
- Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year old market.
- Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.
- Often seen in company of pimps & hustlers.
- Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
- Do your job well & you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS:
- Refer to their clients as “users”.
- “Download a Free Trial Version”…
- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
- Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “RTFM”, “Java”, “ISDN”.
- Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year old market.
- Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
- Often seen in the company of marketing people & venture capitalists.
- DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said…
- Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
